Tomato Potato | Kyle Lambert | Substack

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Potato sets out ketchup. Tomato is offended. Tomato sets out French fries. Potato starts to cry.

Feb 21, 2021

Potato eating a sandwich. Tomato: Are you eating a sandwich over the sink? Potato: I didn’t want to dirty a dish.

Feb 10, 2021

Tomato purchases an app. Potato buying a $7 latte “I don’t understand how you can spend $3 on an app.”

Feb 9, 2021

Tomato: Not one good thing has come out of COVID! Potato: When was the last time you pooped at work? … thinking Tomato: Such wisdom.

Feb 9, 2021

Feb 8, 2021

Pre-pandemic remote work. Pandemic remote work.

Feb 7, 2021

Feb 6, 2021

Tomato Potato

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